Please add your jokes (or links to joke websites) below.

How to you get a dumb blonde with no arms out of a tree?

Wave to her.

An angry man is walking in the forest. A genie pops out from behind a bush and grants him 2 wishes. First the man tells the genie to ram a nail into a tree so hard that no-one can pull it out. After testing it he orders "Now pull it out".